pokemoneggs:

friendly reminder that the only reason fictional characters “choose” anything is because real actual people write them that way

I always feel this kind of excuse means The Worst Muse made a second visit to help them justify their “creative” decisions.

- wincenworks

Now we know who inspires all those artists who cry ‘creative freedom!’ at any criticism of their super-duper special Chainmail Bikini of Genericness.
~Ozzie

Now we know who inspires all those artists who cry ‘creative freedom!’ at any criticism of their super-duper special Chainmail Bikini of Genericness.

~Ozzie

warriorsofmightandmagic:

Wielder of the Sabre

For those of you who (somehow) do not find Zero Suit Wario to be the epitome of sexy manliness, here’s some more… standard Friday Beefcake!
~Ozzie

warriorsofmightandmagic:

Wielder of the Sabre

For those of you who (somehow) do not find Zero Suit Wario to be the epitome of sexy manliness, here’s some more… standard Friday Beefcake!

~Ozzie

(via videogamesmademegay)

coelasquid:

starpulses:

Nintendo confirmed today that if you pre-order Super Smash Bros for the 3DS at any Target store, it’ll come with an exclusive Zero Suit DLC alt costume for Wario!

Even Wario has enough fashion sense to know the Rocket heels are ugly and clashy as hell.

Bolding mine.
Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if for once a male character was tortured with those fugly rocket “boots”.
After all, Wario rocks them much better than Samus does.


So yeah, I kinda wish Nintendo followed xyrafhoan's vision more closely.
Happy Friday!
~Ozzie

coelasquid:

starpulses:

Nintendo confirmed today that if you pre-order Super Smash Bros for the 3DS at any Target store, it’ll come with an exclusive Zero Suit DLC alt costume for Wario!

Even Wario has enough fashion sense to know the Rocket heels are ugly and clashy as hell.

Bolding mine.

Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if for once a male character was tortured with those fugly rocket “boots”.

After all, Wario rocks them much better than Samus does.

So yeah, I kinda wish Nintendo followed xyrafhoan's vision more closely.

Happy Friday!

~Ozzie

(Source: blargargyblargargoo3.deviantart.com)

petite-blossom:

What the hell is that ?! Apparently it’s a game called..uhhh… Rise of TR? I dunno I just saw that on my twitter feed. Again. What the hell is THAT ?!

Hyperdimension Neptunia claims to be a commentary on the games industry, but I feel like the most amazing commentary might be inadvertent.  Namely their trying to go with hypersexualization and then trying to appear anti-sexist by claiming “we’re making fun of this concept… honest!”
As a side note… I don’t even have boobs and this pic hurts to look at.  Ouch.
- wincenworks

petite-blossom:

What the hell is that ?!
Apparently it’s a game called..uhhh… Rise of TR?
I dunno I just saw that on my twitter feed.
Again. What the hell is THAT ?!

Hyperdimension Neptunia claims to be a commentary on the games industry, but I feel like the most amazing commentary might be inadvertent.  Namely their trying to go with hypersexualization and then trying to appear anti-sexist by claiming “we’re making fun of this concept… honest!

As a side note… I don’t even have boobs and this pic hurts to look at.  Ouch.

- wincenworks

Yet another household pet that has better armor options than your average female adventurer.
But it is so adorable I can’t stay mad… Ozzie can, but I can’t.
- wincenworks

Yet another household pet that has better armor options than your average female adventurer.

But it is so adorable I can’t stay mad… Ozzie can, but I can’t.

- wincenworks

(Source: cheezburger.com)

One of these is the ridiculous costume that Valkyrie (Marvel comics) wears while she’s a wannabe with no super powers or even any real ability as a vigilante.  One is the outfit she wears when given power by Loki and the last is the outfit she wears when she is transformed into an actual Valkyrie by goddess Hela at the end of her character arc.

Personally I’m having trouble telling what traits are supposed to signal power and professionalism… it’s almost like these designs have nothing to do with expressing the character and just use arbitrarily places metal and spandex to highlight “it’s different… and… boobs!”

- wincenworks

sparrowbirdd:

Slapped some colour on the Aztec lady knight.

A casual reminder to folks, that if you’re ever suffering from artist’s block and just can think of something to draw - there is a perfect solution.
- wincenworks

sparrowbirdd:

Slapped some colour on the Aztec lady knight.

A casual reminder to folks, that if you’re ever suffering from artist’s block and just can think of something to draw - there is a perfect solution.

- wincenworks

(via character-designs)

kitsune23star:

Even the most hardcore of women can’t resist fashion. You have to make sure you look good when kicking ass.

Here’s the Peach and Link outfits as well! Watch the trailer these were inspired from here!

This comic makes me wish that Bayonetta-ish love of high fashion was the inspiration behind Samus' bonus outfits… that way we might have had something less eye-gouging:

image

Also possible they could have been designed by someone who knew what feet… and the rest of human’s bodies, looked like.

- wincenworks

Out of somewhat random curiosity I decided to search and see if there was any “sexy dwarf” armor that didn’t make the wearer look disturbing childlike.
I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn’t this.  Still - seems more practical and protective than 99% of “sexy” armors.
Sadly it appears this brilliant mod was too sexy, and hence is no longer available.  I guess people just couldn’t handle the sexy and/or commentary on the Nexusmod community.
- wincenworks

Out of somewhat random curiosity I decided to search and see if there was any “sexy dwarf” armor that didn’t make the wearer look disturbing childlike.

I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn’t this.  Still - seems more practical and protective than 99% of “sexy” armors.

Sadly it appears this brilliant mod was too sexy, and hence is no longer available.  I guess people just couldn’t handle the sexy and/or commentary on the Nexusmod community.

- wincenworks

(Source: blog.livedoor.jp)